I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
