just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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