Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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