You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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