it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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