I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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