Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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