Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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