Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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