i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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