that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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