weddingsv make me drug and hornr
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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