Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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