Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
These tits shall not be calmed
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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