best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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