if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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