So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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