CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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