I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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