that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
