I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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