:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
