Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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