then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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