You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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