If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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