it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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