yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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