shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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