Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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