i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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