im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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