obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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