let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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