She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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