Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
