Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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