Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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