i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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