she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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