even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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