Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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