We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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