dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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