why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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