super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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