just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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