on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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