Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
