I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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