: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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