So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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