8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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